frankiehentai:

dont trust no one so i watch my own back
sadxfuzz:

THE REALEST THING I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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Shawty Wanna Fuck

Shawty Wanna Fuck
travelandseetheworld:

Spring in Central Park ~ New York CityTravel and see the world
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do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

fartgallery:

If you message me, do not put “sorry for wasting your time” or “sorry for bothering you” at the end of your message!!! I’ve seen this way too many times. You are not a waste of my time. You are not a waste of anyone’s time. You are not a waste of time period. Please never say or think that ever again